We have taken a vote. We demand relief, in the form of Spring. Nothing less will do. Small irritations are magnified by their accumulation. The hourly pile of snowfall has turned to a daily dusting. Pretty in the woods. But I am tired of sweeping the steps.
The racket of the kitchen faucet splashing away day after day–this in order to keep the water supply from freezing–has become An Issue. It is amazing how much noise a pencil-sized stream of water can make when it lands in a stainless steel sink. I experimented, and discovered that I could create a cascade that made an altogether more agreeable sound. Voila. The Kitchen Water Feature.
I am trying to look on the bright side. This morning we have an excellent blue sky.
The view of the cozy cabin to the south is lovely.
The path up the hill behind the Writing Studio and Bait Shop looks inviting.
But enough. Count your blessings. I could have finished this draft:
Journal entry, January 27, 2014
We disappear in winter. No wonder depression sets in. We look out the front door and see another three inches of fresh, fluffy snow – we are blanketed, bundled and blown dry.
We were out at dark-thirty this morning, the Duo tending to business more briskly than usual, while I swept the steps and mushed across the road to retrieve the newspaper. We spent the morning snug indoors. I heard the Antrim County plow go by . . . I heard Dale Reedy rumble through my driveway . . . and when I opened the door to go out in the afternoon it was as if none of us had been at work at all. The plow scrapes, Dale’s tire tracks, my own footsteps . . . all had vanished.
It is disconcerting. But then I swept the steps again and headed out for a walk with Miss Sadie and the Cowboy. It took about 15 minutes for us to realize that if we did not head home immediately we were in danger of losing assorted valuable body parts to frostbite – and we are equipped for this weather.
I was going to show you my ownself swathed in the red down coat and so forth, but it turned out to be more difficult than you might think to take a selfie while wearing ski gloves. Maybe I will get Babs to make a portrait. Maybe we will assemble the entire Township for a Community Portrait: Intrepid Eastport Residents During the Dreadful Winter of 2013-2014. A century from now our descendants will marvel at the hardships we encountered.
OK, I feel better now.
Martha
March 15, 2014
And this is why I moved to the tropical part of Wisconsin. At least we can see bare ground now.
When I lived farther north I used to look forward to sweeping and shoveling since that was all the exercise I would normally get all winter long- being a seasonal worker. It was a way to justify all the pies I made and ate.
Gerry
March 15, 2014
I, um, should have included a photo of the empty box that held Bill Knapp’s Nutty Dunkers. I ate them all up.
Rob the Firefighter and the Lady Alicia live in the tropical part of Michigan – where Mama Nature gifted them with a blizzard on March 12. That Mama, she is such a card.
Ed LaFreniere
March 15, 2014
We are having a horrible winter in Connecticut, Gerry, but it sounds like a piece of Friske’s finest compared to what you are enduring. This is the worst in years for us, too, but I bet you’d feel like you were in Fort Lauderdale if you were here. Hang in there!!! I think that a humorous look back at this winter in Easport (once the muse pops out of the six-foot snowdrifts) would be a wonderful legacy for future generations.
Gerry
March 15, 2014
I am encouraged. Perhaps we can get that community portrait done yet. I am going to take Miss Sadie and the Cowboy for a long walk in the sunshine, and then we are going to come back and sit in front of the fireplace to thaw out my sense of humor. This may require the application of a glass of wine.
Karma
March 15, 2014
I agree, Mama Nature really needs to cut the crap! (pardon my vernacular!) We are not so buried in the white as you are Around There, but still dirty, crusty, ugly snow is the normal view.
Gerry
March 15, 2014
We are no longer actually buried, but we are so snow-glazed that it no longer seems to matter. We are, it seems, on track to break records that go back to 1880-1881. I suppose there is something to be said for experiencing the whole thing and hanging in there . . . but I don’t think it’s probably a very nice thing for me to say. Sigh.
P.j. grath
March 15, 2014
Sigh. — That kind of says it all, but I’ll go a little further. We waded through last night’s new snow out to our snow-covered truck, where I discovered, as I brushed snow off the windshield, that ice needed to be scraped off, too. (Sigh.) Drove to Northport, however, and enjoyed the beauty of snow-outlined trees. Really gorgeous. Loved the sleepy deer hiding down on West Street on the edge of town. Happy with the sunshine. Sunshine!!! A couple of hours later, MORE SNOW! Sigh. After a while, sunshine…relief…. Now, more grey skies. It’s very cold. Another couple of zero nights for us. Sigh.
I love your kitchen water feature. So, are you on municipal water? People here in the village are supposed to leave water running, but it seems to me if we did that at home our well pump would burn out — ??? Sigh.
Happiest note: visitors from Pennsylvania brought me TULIPS!!! A spot of color, now there’s a cheery sight! (Happy sigh.)
Gerry
March 15, 2014
I know. Sigh.
I have to laugh at the municipal water question. Oh no, we have wells Around Here, and sometimes we do not have those. However, my well guy says my options are to heat the crawlspace or run the water feature or call him to thaw out the water supply whenever it freezes. Sigh. The saving grace is that my well produces much more water per minute than I am using for the water feature, and I have a pressure tank. The well goes on to recharge the pressure tank, and shuts off. The water feature pulls a small stream. The cycle repeats. At least that’s my understanding. I will let you know if the pump burns out. Sigh.
Tulips are a perfectly wonderful solution! I must find some on this side of the Bay. What an excellent idea.
Nannette
March 15, 2014
Thank you for introducing the idea of tulips! My head is filled with the thought of them. An icicle fell on that head today as I opened the garage door, so I heartily concur with any demand being made for Spring. Now. If only that would make it so. I am sure I will once again have waterfront property when all of this melts, so I should probably be careful with my wishes.
Gerry
March 15, 2014
I’m a little worried about falling icicles too. Or, more accurately, falling ice dams. Ah well.
When the Great Thaw comes you will have an island property, with mergansers sailing in the back forty. I will have to drag the kayak up the road and paddle it to your deck in order to deliver emergency rations.
tootlepedal
March 15, 2014
What a bore for you. The water feature is clever. I look forward to the group photo.
Dawn
March 15, 2014
OH…yes the water feature is brilliant…you should license it.
Gerry
March 15, 2014
I believe I should offer it to the world free of patent in the interest of a general lowering of the level of anxiety.
Dawn
March 15, 2014
I have been there, trying to take a selfie with snowmobile gloves…you have to risk naked fingers to be successful..and even then it’s iffy. I think there will have to be Tshirts made…”I survived the winter of 13-14.”
Gerry
March 15, 2014
I am reluctant to count my survivals before they are hatched.
sybil
March 16, 2014
You rant away darlin’. I don’t blame you. I m so effin’ sick of winter and I don’t have any snow near the Nova Scotia coast. Just sub-zero C. temperatures. I’m gonna start a petition on one of those petitiony websites … WE WANT SPRING ! WE WANT SPRING !
Gerry
March 16, 2014
Ahh, but it’s a dry cold . . .
shoreacres
March 16, 2014
Just for grins, I did an image search for “red down coat.” My. There are some snazzy numbers out there. My thought is that red not only is cheerful, it would allow you to be found more easily should you wander off a path.
That’s an unnecessarily gloomy thought, of course. I suspect some sort of thaw is just around the corner. We’ll hope for slow and gentle, not for the sort that requires kayaks.
Gerry
March 16, 2014
Sometimes I set off in the red coat and comfort myself with that very notion–the one that says I’d be more easily found. Mostly, though, I tuck my cellphone in the pocket and hope for the best.
WOL
March 16, 2014
I had to laugh at your sink water feature. I guess that qualifies as using life’s lemons to make lemonade. I’ve got a set of those white ceramic microwave dishes myself (aren’t they handy?). Myself, I would have rubberbanded a long-handled spoon or dipper to the end of the sink tap so the water would run straight down onto it and then run down it without falling, but that’s just me.
WOL
March 16, 2014
Oh, and I think this would be just about the time of year those Vikings of old would be standing knee-deep in snow at the edge of the fjord seriously considering rowing around on the North Atlantic in open boats — just to get out of the house.
Gerry
March 16, 2014
I had never thought of the Viking raids in quite that way. I think you may be onto something.