It’s been a quiet week in Torch Lake Township. That is because we are all frozen solid. On Thursday I had to give up and order another tank of propane. That night Miss Sadie and the Cowboy were utterly uninterested in a nice walk under the stars. Two minutes flat and we were back inside under the afghan, lulled by the music of water kept running in the kitchen sink, as is proper in these parlous times.
I was glad the Duo came tearing back, because it was too darned cold to whistle. (I know how to whistle! Just put my lips together and . . . nothing. It was too cold to whistle!) I hear it got down to -20° F. The next morning we woke to a landscape that would have seemed familiar to Lara Antipova and Dr. Zhivago. The phrase “drop dead gorgeous” slipped into my mind, where it does not generally reside. It would, I mused, make a fine title for a mystery. It probably is the title of a mystery. The victim freezes solid . . . but keeps really well.
I headed for the kitchen to make coffee and detoured to grab the camera. Through the kitchen window:
Then from the deck (I shivered in the open door to take this picture):
Then I realized that it was too quiet. The water had stopped running. I cursed Mama Nature roundly, left a mournful message for Jerry Bingham the Well Guy and banged around the house in a grumpy mood.
It’s not like I was alone in misery. Out on the Flat Road Sue Swain and Shirley John had to shovel out the Verdant Ground wellhouse to thaw out the works. Up on the second ridge the supply to the horse barn where Monty, Joe and Malika reside froze. Wuff. I can bundle Miss Sadie and the Cowboy into the car and head off across the drumlins to acquire water for all of us. A person cannot do that with horses. A person has to apply ingenuity, determination and heavy equipment to the task of restoring order.
All of us have water again. I celebrated by making a nice big pot of chicken soup from a recipe by Nancy Krcek Allen that I cut out of the Record-Eagle. (The R-E has gone pay-per-view online so I cannot give you a link, but Nancy has also written Discovering Global Cuisines which you can consult at a library near you or buy at your friendly neighborhood bookstore . . . )
Usually we take a certain perverse pleasure in our ability to deal with Real Winter, but I notice that most of us are pretty well sick of it at this point. Sometimes we compensate by doing nice things for each other. When I stopped at my bank’s drive-in window the other day a little present came back with my receipt.
It is very nice to stop at the Bank and come away with excellent treats. Really, how often does that happen?
Today is another pretty day, and still cold. The water is running in the sink, as is proper. (The sound makes me nervous whenever I notice it, and even more nervous when I don’t.) Miss Sadie and the Cowboy are napping. They are a happy Duo, as they had mushy bits from the chicken soup as garnish for their breakfast kibble.
They were so pleased that they looked at me adoringly for, oh, three seconds or so. I felt positively gorgeous, but definitely alive.
tootlepedal
March 2, 2014
In answer to your bank question: never.
Gerry
March 2, 2014
Somewhat rare in my experience, too – although this is not the first time I have encountered pleasant surprises there. They always offer dog treats, and they have a storied history. During the Great Depression of the last century none of their depositors lost a dime. Now that we seem determined to repeat the dreadful experience, I have a notion to put my dimes there for safekeeping.
tootlepedal
March 3, 2014
That sounds very sensible. I lost my faith in banks some time ago when they gave my 16 year old son a credit card without telling me and promptly upped his credit limit when he went through the first ceiling in no time at all.
Gerry
March 3, 2014
GACK! I had a 16 year old son once, and he had a bank like that once. That he turned out just fine is a testament either to my saintly patience (unlikely) or his ability to keep me in the dark about many things. Not quite as many as he thought, mind you, but many things.
tootlepedal
March 3, 2014
You don’t want to know everything. My boy turned out well too but only after acquiring and finally losing some very had habits which he got by courtesy of the bank.
sybil
March 2, 2014
Too damn cold this winter. Hard to be positive isn’t it Gerry ? Sick, sick, sick of winter. BTW, it’s snowing here. Sigh …
Gerry
March 2, 2014
So you won’t be needing me to ship you any of our surplus snow crop then, eh? Ah well. At least you get to see the Mercedes embellishment project.
shoreacres
March 2, 2014
I can well imagine (no pun intended) you are well and sick of it all. (Well, look there. I had to do it again.)
Those photos are drop-dead gorgeous, and you get a gold star and great appreciation for taking them. If you’d like something else weather-ish to ponder, how about this? The temperature spread across Texas right now is 85 degrees, north to south. I currently have 76 degrees. The low tonight is going to be 32. One of those fabled Blue Northers is crossing the state, and is ready to knock at our door. The birds are chirping now, but I don’t expect much cheerfulness from them later on, either.
Your bank gets a gold star, too. If banks gave more candy and doctors gave out more lollipops, the world would be a better place. I’m sure of it.
Gerry
March 2, 2014
Well heck, Linda, Texas is plenty big enough to have its own internal jet stream. Still, the big temperature swings are . . . disconcerting. (We had a pretty big swing, too, from -20 to +18 in about twelve hours. ‘Course when it’s in that range it’s just different shades of misery.)
I’m just grateful to have a little sunshine. And the treats didn’t hurt, either.
Poor birds.
Dawn
March 3, 2014
Nothing like a little blue sky with the snow and ice to remind us what gorgeous is. And horses of course. Nice treat from the bank, I don’t remember ever passing anything out but dog biscuits. Katie still drools whenever she happens to be with me at the bank, though she’s in the way back in a crate and they don’t see her so she never gets anything these days. There’s something nice about that water photo too…seems calming somehow. Glad you have water back..do you still? It’s -5 this morning. March 3. -5. Just not fair.
Gerry
March 3, 2014
Absolutely not fair. The deep-freeze I mean. I don’t have a working thermometer outside, but when the Duo and I went out for the paper this morning my face hurt by the time we got back into the house.
The calming stream of water is still running in the kitchen sink. (I just checked.)
I must go over to check Katie’s recovery. Today is definitely a Library Day.
P.j. grath
March 3, 2014
A farmer friend my age (Class of [mumble, mumble, mumble]) reminded me a couple of evenings ago that this was normal winter in the 1960s and 1970s. Oh, right. I’d forgotten. Then, too, we were younger then.
Bless your neighbors as they care for horses through this brutal cold. Bless you, Gerry, and the Duo, as we ALL look forward to mud season!
Gerry
March 3, 2014
Winters resembling this one were the norm – I remember many years with this much snow – but I believe the stretches of very cold weather have been pushing the records. (On the other hand, I have vivid memories of the bitter winter of 1998-1999.) Did I ever post my birthday snow bunny here? I have to look for that.
WOL
March 3, 2014
I left a comment yesterday but now I don’t see it. Did it freeze and break off?
Gerry
March 3, 2014
I don’t have any in the queue – and I promise I didn’t pitch it out, I love comments! I’m sorry it went missing. I’ve had that happen to me a time or two but I always blamed it on my erratic slow dialup. Feel free to reconstruct.
Kate
March 5, 2014
Yup, I counted at least 9 books with the title of Drop Dead Gorgeous on GoodReads. And that picture of the water running gave me the willies — out here in California we’re mandated to reduce our water usage by 20%. The water police would be out to my house in no time flat if I left the water running like that. Of course, we have been having a heat wave basically since the middle of December, so there’s no need to keep the pipes from freezing. Too bad we can’t trade a little of our sunshine for a little of your snow — we’d both be happier!
Gerry
March 5, 2014
I am curious as to whether the titles used a comma between the Dead and the Gorgeous? I’ll go look.
Running water like that is counterintuitive for the denizens of Antrim County and gives us the willies, too. Waste not want not. But all it takes is two visits from the Well Guy to make a person a convert.
At least in this instance it’s all going right back into the aquifer it came from, without dangerous adulterations–which is more than we can say for the more than 3 million gallons of municipal water that Mancelona and Kalkaska (unwisely, in my opinion) sold to Elcana last year for fracking.*
You are so right that we’d both be happier if we were able to share sunshine and snow. I am put in mind of the old algebra class joke about the fool who stood with one foot in the oven and the other in a bucket of snow and allowed as how on average he was quite comfortable.
* See Traverse City Record-Eagle story here.
WOL
March 5, 2014
When you mentioned Dr. Zhivago, I thought of “the” Dr. Zhivago with Omar Sharif and Julie Christie as Lara Antipova. That scene starting with the sleigh ride through the snow and when Lara and Yuri went into and explored the snow-bedazzled summer house at Varykino was my favorite scene in the whole movie. I think of “drop-dead gorgeous” as “now that I’ve seen this, I can die happy.”
You have a nice bank. It’s those little kindnesses and the thoughtfulness behind them that knits a community together. It’s something we can’t be reminded of too many times.
Gerry
March 6, 2014
That was the Dr. Zhivago I was thinking about too, and that Lara wrapped in her furs. Irresistible movie back then–dunno what I’d think of it now.