OK, I think I got that wrong. I’ve been out of town—without Miss Sadie and the Cowboy—and I’m forgetting everything. Hold on. Hogmanay. That’s it. Happy first day of Hogmanay. The photos have nothing to do with Hogmanay, but they will catch you up on various things. Consider them a garnish.

Welcome home. See if you can find the propane tank. Then see if you can find the dial. Then order propane.
I learned the word (Hogmanay-try to keep up) this morning as I read Writer’s Almanac to Miss Sadie and the Cowboy and then I got all nostalgic about Scottish lessons and other delights of blogging and I thought, well, why not? So here I am at the Torch Lake Cafe drinking coffee, having a few excellent treats and using the WiFi.
I digress. Hogmanay. It turns out that in Scotland December 31 is the first day of Hogmanay, which involves a gift given at the New Year. Having missed all the other major holidays entirely I thought I could bestir myself and send a Hogmanay gift to all of you. (Check the time zones . . . add six, divide by leventy . . . might just make Scotland and the north of England, and it’s always midnight in Denmark this time of year – got the Americas covered – probably tomorrow in Japan by now.)
The Almanac was very informative about Hogmanay customs. If the first person to cross my threshhold after midnight is a dark-haired man, I will have good luck in the coming year. Mind you, dark-haired men are in short supply in the Township, where we tend to run to silver during the winter. Miss Sadie suggests that perhaps her dark-haired male friend Shep Shepley might serve the purpose, but I’m holding out for a stray human forest ranger.
There are other indeterminate customs involving singing and whiskey. We rummaged around in the pantry and decided to fall back on humming gently and baking something with Pure Vanilla Extract.
Then there is the practice of dropping giant balls at midnight. Miss Sadie, the Cowboy and I are given to dropping balls, both literal and metaphorical, so we should be able to manage this one in our sleep, which is a good thing all the way around.
We have made no New Year’s Resolutions, not wishing to add to the enormous pile of Big Fibs left over from 2013. Instead we have a New Year’s Hope.
May all of us, and those we love, have a richly fulfilling year ahead of us. May we share excellent treats and terrible jokes with good friends. Blessed be the peacemakers.
Love, Miss Sadie, the Cowboy and I.
Christy Dunlap
December 31, 2013
Gerry!
I have not written before, but I have MISSED your delightful blog, and wondered many times about you. To see your post tonight has brightened this New Year’s Eve immensely! I so enjoy your blog, so glad to know you are back! May the new year bless you in all ways!
Gerry
December 31, 2013
Thank you, Christy. I was astonished to arrive at home from my little foray at the Torch Lake Cafe to find comments waiting. It seems I should get out more.
Wendi
December 31, 2013
Happy Hogmaney and New Year to you! Where have you been? Someplace warm perhaps? 🙂 Good to read your post(s) again!
Gerry
December 31, 2013
Thank you, Wendi, and to you and Terry as well. I’ve been in California for awhile – will call you in a minute. You’ve been in my thoughts.
Martha
December 31, 2013
Hello? So wonderful to have you back!
Gerry
December 31, 2013
Hello, Martha – Do you know I’ve been reading Wisconsinland on my RSS feed? Still can’t do commenting and such from home, but I am there, lurking! It’s very nice to be missed.
shoreacres
December 31, 2013
So here I am, sitting at my computer, happily looking up recipes for Swedish potato sausage on Google and wondering if I can get those nice folks in Nebraska to ship me some so I don’t have to slaughter a hog, and there it is, right there in my mailbox: “Happy First of Many Hogs…”
You can imagine my confusion. Now, I understand at least that you are not a hog, the food fairy isn’t sending me a hog and I’ve received no mysterious orders to pig out on sausage. So….
Welcome back! Terrific to see you. It’s – uh – snowy up there. That’s ok. It’s wet and cold here, so you’ve at least got “pretty” going for you. I hope you have propane going for you soon, too.
Happy New Year’s eve, and day, and best wishes for the other three hundred plus. Finding you here was worth turning down the dinner invitation. 😉
Gerry
December 31, 2013
That is a very nice thing to say. Thank you. I hope your cold and wet sinks gently into the aquifer and comes back to you in appropriate amounts in the coming year. (One must always be so careful what one wishes with regard to Mama Nature. She has a wicked sense of humor.)
Coincidentally I had the last of Sonny’s Swedish sausages for my breakfast this morning. They were, of course, excellent. Chris and Sonny have retired from the meat market altogether, so there will be no more sausages available via conventional means. However, I’m hoping to find a way around that, short of slaughtering a hog and figuring out how to turn it into edible things. (I can’t remember if you were Around Here when I wrote about an old fashioned hog slaughter – a post that sent my vegetarian sister and niece fleeing from Torch Lake Views in tears – but I am definitely not up for that again.)
It is snowy indeed, and bitter cold, too, but I have a warm coat, two warm dogs, blessed power – and enough propane in the tank to keep the home fires burning until the refill arrives. That will make a good foundation for 2014 I think.
sybil
December 31, 2013
Where the hell have you been missy ? Wonderful to have you back in the Blog-O-Sphere — but really ? I mean, really ! I hit the “previous” button to see if it just seemed like fore-frikkin’-ever since you’d posted and it was …. APRIL ! I certainly hope you’re back to stay. Oh and … Happy New Year !
Gerry
December 31, 2013
It was April. Boy oh boy it’s not April out there now. But we are sneaking up on the New Year, moment by moment, and we are past the winter solstice. Every day will get a little brighter. OK, we must not think TOO far ahead.
Happy New Year to you as well, you rowdy soul. Really, really nice to run into you.
cvx2dog
December 31, 2013
Great to see you back!
Gerry
December 31, 2013
Thank you. Feels just like home.
Karma
December 31, 2013
How lovely to hear from you in these last hours of 2013. May 2014 bring you a reasonable internet connection and many more opportunities to blog from the Township. Teddy and Daphne said well wishes for the new year to Miss Sadie and the Cowboy.
Gerry
December 31, 2013
Thank you Karma – Miss Sadie returns the greetings, and a very nice tailwag. The Cowboy has fallen asleep in the blue chair and is snoring. Spaniels.
A very Happy New Year to you as well.
lifepotentials
December 31, 2013
GREAT hearing from you again, Gerry. Reading your blogs I always feel comforted somehow, like snuggling up to the fire with a nice cup of tea and a good friend and of course, a devoted animal or two!
Gerry
December 31, 2013
Hello Diantha – That is very nice to hear. I hope you have a lovely New Year’s Eve and a fine New Year.
WOL
January 1, 2014
Happy New Year to you (all), too! I’ve missed hearing from you! Hope this means you will return to regular blogging again.
Gerry
January 1, 2014
I make no promises, as Mama Nature has a way of laughing at all my plans. But here we are in a brand new year, and hope is a shiny coin.
Carsten
January 1, 2014
Happy New Year Gerry.
Knowing you’re back gives a wonderful feeling. Now there is hope for a fine 2014.
I was afraid that our gate to Michigan were closed for good.
Welcome back
Gerry
January 1, 2014
Thank you, Carsten – be assured the gates of Michigan are never closed. We have an entire industry devoted to keeping ’em wide open. Miss Sadie, the Cowboy and I are always glad when visitors find their way to the Writing Studio and Bait Shop, and we’re glad to be here together again our ownselves.
uphilldowndale
January 1, 2014
WoooHooooooo Gerry is back in town! What a wonderful start to 2014. We’ve missed you so much.
Gerry
January 1, 2014
And I you. One day at a time, sez I.
tootlepedal
January 1, 2014
At last a little light in my life.
I can give you the real gen on the Hogmanay customs as practised in this part of the south of Scotland last night. A nice cup of hot chocolate, a little kiss and off to bed at 12.02 precisely. It really doesn’t get more exciting than that does it?
Gerry
January 1, 2014
Well, there might have been a little more excitement around here had a dark-haired forest ranger showed up after midnight, but we still await the first foot.
It seems you have had a bit of rain. I expect the hot chocolate was a very good idea.
Giiid
January 2, 2014
What a nice surprise to find this new post from you, Gerry.
I wish you and your four-legged friends to be blessed with a perfect dark haired first-foot visit, which will leave you with energy and good health all the year. (- and the following of course, but I am sure you will treat him so well that he will be back).
Good to see you, take care,
Happy New Year
from a winterdark Denmark
Gerry
January 2, 2014
Thank you Birgitte – it is nice to see you. Miss Sadie, the Cowboy and I went out and about on New Year’s Day and have not yet had our first in-person visitor of the New Year. We are still holding out for a dark-haired forest ranger. (I wonder if a silver-haired visitor who used to be dark-haired would count? The pool of likely visitors of that description is much larger.)
marmeladegypsy
January 2, 2014
Happy New Year, Gerry! It’s fun to see photos of Torch dressed in white, although we have plenty of white downstate as it is and happy to leave the deepest drifts to you. I hope you have power — in Lansing we were without for about 10 days, or at least most were. Dodged that bullet and acted as a bit of a hostel! Our first visitor did indeed have dark hair, so at least that one can be checked off! Meanwhile, a happy, happy new year to you!
Gerry
January 2, 2014
Rumor has it that much of the southern part of the state remains icy. I’ve experienced lengthy winter power outages, and they are No Fun At All. I’m very glad that you were able to provide hostel services! Happy New Year to you, too.
Craig
January 2, 2014
It was a lovely surprise to find notification of a new post from Torch Lake Views in my inbox. Happy Hogmanay, and as Bobby Burns would say, may the wind at yer back nae be yer ain.
Gerry
January 2, 2014
I’m pretty sure it was the Cowboy. Eye-watering.
I had a lovely surprise from you when I got home, too. Also made my eyes water, but in a good way. Thank you.
Joss
January 3, 2014
Gerry, how nice to hear from you again. I hope you’re here to stay. Thanks for the New Year’s wishes. I’m amazed at all the snow you’ve had so far as we in Britain have had a very mild winter so far, albeit stormy. I hope you’ve read lots of good books since you last posted, and that this was the reason for your absence. Best wishes for a kindly, cosy winter!
Gerry
January 3, 2014
Thank you, Joss – I hope I’m here to stay, too, but if I go anywhere I’ll let you know what I’m up to.
We have had a good amount of snow, fortunately mainly of the fluffy variety, which allows itself to be swept off the steps and piled attractively by the sides of the driveway. More or less. Ever since Aaron Coleman explained the importance of a good layer of snow (“It’s like a quilt over the land, protecting it” he said) I’ve been glad to see it. Still glad to see it go, too, but that will be awhile! Meanwhile, excellent book-reading time.
Shep
January 6, 2014
Just read this. We appreciate the honorable mention of Shep! Keep up the good work.
Gerry
January 6, 2014
Hi Ken – Shep is always on our honorable mention list. I think the Cowboy is jealous of Jake, though.
Scott Thomas Photography
January 6, 2014
Halllooo! I like traditions and such pagan ones like Hogmanay are some of my favorites. Welcome back and hope all is well in the coming days of deep winter.
Gerry
January 7, 2014
Thanks, Scott. I hope all is well with you and yours.