You shouldn’t resist.
This is the >4000 word story. -Since a picture says more than a thousand words.
Bright idea Gerry!
Amazing how strong the combination of the images is compared to the single image.
Once upon a time, in an enchanted forest far away, lived a little short woman who kept dogs and a cat and the occasional spider. She was a very curious little woman–in both senses of that useful word–and would often go poking about in odd corners. One day she poked about in the corner of a place that the Bear had claimed for its own. The Bear, offended by the intrusion, lumbered up to her and said Can’t you read? This place is Posted! The little woman was so astonished to meet a talking Bear that she hardly knew what to say. For once in her life she said nothing. The Bear shook its head. You are too foolish to bother with. This ticked the little woman off. I am on a Public Access, she said firmly. Now it was the Bear’s turn to be astonished. No one had ever argued with it before. And no one would again. The Bear moved closer to the little woman, opening its jaws.
The Bear had failed to take into account the possibility of reinforcements. The little woman had come armed with a terrier and a spaniel. The Bear did not observe the narrowing of the terrier’s eyes. The Bear did not notice that the spaniel’s stubby little tail had stilled. The Bear moved again, the terrier and the spaniel moved in concert, and while the Bear was distracted by the furry tornado that seemed to envelop it, the little woman pulled out her axe and clobbered it.
The rest of the story is quite violent and not suitable for a G-rated blog. Suffice it to say that the little woman’s cabin in the enchanted forest will be very cozy this winter with its fine bearskin rug.
You, Gerry, are a saint among women. With a wicked sense of humour, and a fine story-telling ability to boot. Thank you, from the bottom of my little Scottish heart. No more need to stamp my little foot. Us small people, we should always stick together.
At our last family gathering three of us little ‘uns (that’s my mum, me and my eldest daughter, and I’m the tallest at just over 5 foot 3) were standing in the kitchen doing the boring, food preparation stuff. My younger cousin, all 6 foot 3 of him, was cracking jokes about our height, or the lack thereof, but had cause to regret it when we cornered him and launched the patented “tickle-attack”. We didn’t consider making a rug of him, though … might try that next time.
Shhh . . . it’s a story. If I had an MFA in creative nonfiction we could pay good money for a reading fee to submit it to a prestigious literary journal. But I don’t, so we all get to read it for free. How cool is that? But no bear photo. Can’t have everything.
LOL Mystery Lady you are, Gerry. Poor Bear! LOL It is a wonder I haven’t met a ‘No Trespassing’ Bear on my sojourns out in the Kansas wilds. 🙂 Cute story and intriguing image.
Who knows where these things come from.
A dog pulls on a leash, a horizon goes even more askew than usual, a blogiste attempts a salvage operation.
Um, perhaps best in this instance not to walk toward the light. 😉
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Carsten
September 1, 2010
You shouldn’t resist.
This is the >4000 word story. -Since a picture says more than a thousand words.
Bright idea Gerry!
Amazing how strong the combination of the images is compared to the single image.
Gerry
September 2, 2010
Thank you, Carsten. I thought it was interesting that the water turned to stone.
Scott Thomas Photography
September 1, 2010
Psychedelic!
Gerry
September 2, 2010
Maybe, although there is a lamentable absence of rainbows.
flandrumhill
September 1, 2010
Very mystical. I feel like I’m looking into a Bajoran orb on Star Trek Deep Space Nine. I wonder what the Prophets have to say to us today.
Gerry
September 2, 2010
Apparently they are saying Hurricane. Batten hatches.
katherine
September 2, 2010
COOL!!
Gerry
September 2, 2010
Yeah! (I’m glad we still say that.) Welcome home.
Fee
September 2, 2010
Nice picture … but …
I wanna stooooooory
*stamps foot*
*pouts trembling lip*
Sorry. Had a bad morning at work. I feel much better for that little tantrum. You did good, Gerry, again!
Gerry
September 2, 2010
Once upon a time, in an enchanted forest far away, lived a little short woman who kept dogs and a cat and the occasional spider. She was a very curious little woman–in both senses of that useful word–and would often go poking about in odd corners. One day she poked about in the corner of a place that the Bear had claimed for its own. The Bear, offended by the intrusion, lumbered up to her and said Can’t you read? This place is Posted! The little woman was so astonished to meet a talking Bear that she hardly knew what to say. For once in her life she said nothing. The Bear shook its head. You are too foolish to bother with. This ticked the little woman off. I am on a Public Access, she said firmly. Now it was the Bear’s turn to be astonished. No one had ever argued with it before. And no one would again. The Bear moved closer to the little woman, opening its jaws.
The Bear had failed to take into account the possibility of reinforcements. The little woman had come armed with a terrier and a spaniel. The Bear did not observe the narrowing of the terrier’s eyes. The Bear did not notice that the spaniel’s stubby little tail had stilled. The Bear moved again, the terrier and the spaniel moved in concert, and while the Bear was distracted by the furry tornado that seemed to envelop it, the little woman pulled out her axe and clobbered it.
The rest of the story is quite violent and not suitable for a G-rated blog. Suffice it to say that the little woman’s cabin in the enchanted forest will be very cozy this winter with its fine bearskin rug.
Fee
September 2, 2010
You, Gerry, are a saint among women. With a wicked sense of humour, and a fine story-telling ability to boot. Thank you, from the bottom of my little Scottish heart. No more need to stamp my little foot. Us small people, we should always stick together.
At our last family gathering three of us little ‘uns (that’s my mum, me and my eldest daughter, and I’m the tallest at just over 5 foot 3) were standing in the kitchen doing the boring, food preparation stuff. My younger cousin, all 6 foot 3 of him, was cracking jokes about our height, or the lack thereof, but had cause to regret it when we cornered him and launched the patented “tickle-attack”. We didn’t consider making a rug of him, though … might try that next time.
Gerry
September 2, 2010
Made short work of him, eh?
katherine
September 2, 2010
THE END?
Gerry
September 2, 2010
The End.
La Mirada Bob
September 2, 2010
Where is the bear photo?
Gerry
September 2, 2010
Shhh . . . it’s a story. If I had an MFA in creative nonfiction we could pay good money for a reading fee to submit it to a prestigious literary journal. But I don’t, so we all get to read it for free. How cool is that? But no bear photo. Can’t have everything.
Anna
September 2, 2010
LOL Mystery Lady you are, Gerry. Poor Bear! LOL It is a wonder I haven’t met a ‘No Trespassing’ Bear on my sojourns out in the Kansas wilds. 🙂 Cute story and intriguing image.
Gerry
September 2, 2010
On the other hand, I haven’t met a No Trespassing Rattlesnake, so we’re even. 🙂
Glad you liked the story.
isathreadsoflife
September 3, 2010
Amazing and fascinating to look at! A great attraction toward the center light. “The philosopher’s Stone”? 😉
Gerry
September 3, 2010
Who knows where these things come from.
A dog pulls on a leash, a horizon goes even more askew than usual, a blogiste attempts a salvage operation.
Um, perhaps best in this instance not to walk toward the light. 😉