Everyone else is doing high-minded year-end lists of favorite posts and outstanding photos and I—well, I am going to break out of my rut. No tales of Miss Sadie and the Cowboy. No hike in the woods or photos of the lake. I’m going to tell you about the dishwasher in the snow and the week I spent at the Traverse City airport.
It’s a nice little airport, with a distinctive Frank Lloyd Wright vibe.
An hour before departure, Security is closed. Not a good sign.
It turns out there is Weather in Chicago—imagine that—and our flight will be delayed considerably, causing all of us to miss our connections. Harried clerks try to figure out how to get us out of Traverse City and as far away from them as possible before things get out of hand. Here is clever Nick, pondering my chances of making it to Utah in this lifetime.
I am sanguine. I have faith in Nick and I have the Cat Bag, a sturdy, cheerful tote that defies the inexplicable determination of all airlines to make my life miserable.
From its depths I retrieve chocolate, paperback books, pens, puzzles—even a spare pair of pants. It is that last that gets me into trouble. Do you remember last New Year’s Day when Louan pinned up a pair of slacks for me? All I had to do was actually sew up the new hem. Fast forward to December 22, when I am packing for my trip to Utah. Aha! Let me stow those pants in the Cat Bag! I can hem them on the plane! Not wishing to seem sneaky while proceeding through Security, I roll the pants with their possibly offending pins right on top in a highly visible position.
My thinking is not terribly coherent when I am getting ready for a trip. No one at Security cares in the least about the straight pins. However, as I straggle through the line sock-footed, the pants and the pins work their way downward and outward, points first. I get on the plane with a Cat Bag that bristles like a porcupine. At least everyone gives me a wide berth.
We are seated—ladies and gentlemen in waiting. It’s interesting watching life pass by outside a sleet-spattered window. It’s mesmerizing watching the de-icing. OK, it’s possible I don’t get out enough.
Now where else would you see anything like this? But I don’t want to spoil you. I will not tell you about the month I spent at O’Hare.
Oh, I almost forgot about the dishwasher.
A few weeks ago we acquired a working dishwasher. To you this may be mundane news. To us, it is a glorious happening, akin to waking up and finding that Santa Claus has brought presents. In this case, Cora Stoppert performed the role of Santa Claus, and the sleigh was provided by Scott Briggs, who carted the perfectly good dishwasher he had just removed during Cora’s kitchen renovation over to the Writing Studio and Bait Shop and up all 22 steps. Then Mary Sallee’s brother Steve came over and pulled the dead dishwasher out and hooked up the dandy replacement. I tell you, it takes a whole village to keep me upright.
As usual, my timing leaves something to be desired. I didn’t manage to arrange the removal of the corpse of the old dishwasher before the snow fell, and now it has become much more difficult than it was going to be. So for those of who you have passed by and wondered . . . no. This is not a new barbecue grill.
uphilldowndale
December 30, 2009
As I read this I am waiting for the magic dishwasher man to arrive (we are his first call of the day assuming he can get down the lane) we hope, oh we VERY much hope he breathe life back in our machine, we have visitors, we are 8, more will arrive, soon we will be 11……..
Re airports, my friend who flies the big silver birds across the Atlantic (and the world) tell us that at Washington DC they have machines that melt the snow scraped from the airport runways in big boiler truck machines, and pour the melt water down the drain. Can this be so, when airports have so much space to store heaps of snow, till nature takes its course and spring comes to pass, or was it the mulled wine addling my mind?.
Did you finish those pants?
Gerry
December 30, 2009
Oh dear oh dear. I hope the magic dishwasher man has been and accomplished miracles. I will not soon forget the Thanksgiving when my dishwasher died. (I have had rather a trying time of it with dishwashers, one way and another.)
I would believe almost anything you could tell me about Reagan International in Washington. The problem with winter in Washington, you see, is that most of the people who live there just don’t believe in snow. They think it is some kind of mirage, and insist on driving through it as if it were, well, a smudge on their glasses or something. If as much as two inches accumulates, the entire city comes to a screeching halt and launches investigations into whose fault it is.
I, um, did not finish the pants. My sister suggested I might try duct tape. Perhaps I’ll wear them as is, tucking them into the tops of my socks. But I have just one day to figure it all out. Putting those pants in order was my New Year’s Resolution for 2009.
kanniduba
December 30, 2009
Oh, Lordy…you poor thing!
You must know by now how terrified I am of flying, which means I never, ever even ATTEMPT to fly anywhere in winter. However, one year we planned a Disney trip the very last week in May. Wouldn’t you know, we had sleet that morning? As we sat on the plane on the tarmack, along comes the de-icing truck to spray the plane. I might have found it fascinating too, if my eyes hadn’t been clenched closed reciting the Rosary. 🙂
kanniduba
December 30, 2009
Oh, and poor Nick! LOL He looks like he wants to crawl under the counter and disappear!!!
Gerry
December 30, 2009
I can see that I should post all 24 photos of the de-icing on Flickr so that you can look at them with your eyes open . . . I don’t really mind flying. It’s the not-flying part that gets to me.
It does look as if Nick was worried, doesn’t it! But he maintained a good attitude throughout the ordeal. He was very clever about finding spaces for us and shifting us into them quick quick before some other harried clerk in some other regional airport had discovered said spaces. I revere Nick. And I doff my purple turtle fur cap to all the rest of the airport staff on duty that day, too.
Scott Thomas Photography
December 30, 2009
A new home ornament perhaps? I know once Spring arrives (oh, in about 4 months), you’ll properly dispose of the dead and soon to be weathered old dishwasher.
As for airports and transportation in general these days, I feel your pain. Now, they let you on a plane with many small sharp objects but people can’t bring their own water on board? Yeah, something needs to be fixed!
Enjoy your travels and have a Happy New Year, Gerry! I’m gong on a trip of my own and hope the weather around Chicago has cleared by the time I pass through there.
Gerry
December 30, 2009
I think I must have the “deck-oration” removed before spring, Scott, or Bill Briggs will be over here inspecting things pursuant to the Nuisance Ordinance. Tom Morrison has promised to find some more young lions to help him with the task. He has the truck and the will. The question is the 22 steps.
On my way back from Utah I had, among other treats, a precious bottle of Iguana Deuces Golden Habanero Pepper Sauce. It was only two ounces, so I put it in my approved plastic bag with my toothpaste and presented myself at Security. I gazed hopefully at the TSA inspector. She removed the bottle from the plastic bag and took it to an on-site laboratory where she examined it with mysterious instruments. She returned smiling. “It’s OK,” she said. “You can have your hot sauce!” Oh blessed day! I am very fond of hot sauce.
It is a shame that we cannot bring quantities of water aboard. It would come in so handy should our seatmates set their underwear on fire. I guess it’s impossible to be prepared for all eventualities.
I hope you have a wonderful trip. The Weather around Chicago will never clear, but it can be managed. Bring lots of treats and extra socks. Tell each other good stories. Chicago, too, shall pass, and the Republic shall stand.
loreen niewenhuis
December 30, 2009
We should all have a happy cat bag to have at our side when we fly. I am jealous.
Gerry
December 30, 2009
When you come through Antrim County on your book tour we will have to have lunch in Elk Rapids. I will introduce you to Louan, who is the purveyor of happy cat bags and many other wonderful items.
loreen niewenhuis
December 30, 2009
I look forward to it! yay! A happy cat bag to call my own.
Anna Surface
December 31, 2009
Oh, I truly like your happy cat bag. When my mom went through airport security with her tiny sewing kit, they took it away from her. Grandma with tiny scissors a threat, I tell ya! I don’t think I’d care to board a plane to be de-iced…. shudder! Poor old tossed dishwasher heaped in snow. LOL
Have a happy and safe New Year, Gerry, to you and yours!
Gerry
December 31, 2009
The Cat Bag is universally admired. Amazing.
I don’t think it’s possible to fly in the Great Lakes region in winter without being de-iced. And, um, it’s preferable to not being de-iced, if you know what I mean.
I wish a safe and happy New Year for you and Preston, too!
flandrumhill
December 31, 2009
Gerry, the last trip I took I brought along a pinned quilt to finish off the binding for one of my nephews. It was too big for carry-on so I put it in my luggage. Finishing projects before starting new ones and not procrastinating would be good new year’s resolutions if I was into making them.
Happy New Year to you and your menagerie! May there be treats for all!
Gerry
December 31, 2009
Thank you Amy! May happiness and excellent treats feature prominently in your New Year too. The way I see it, I still have almost twelve hours to finish those pants.
Cheri Sell
December 31, 2009
Happy New Year!
Gerry
December 31, 2009
And to you, too! Also to Cinder Kitty.
giiid
January 1, 2010
Who else can make one wrapped up in a story about an old dishwasher and a delayed airplane….I enjoyed it, and your photos,too.
I´m often thinking about your comment about photos showing places, you are right, it is very interesting to see a bit of the sourroundings, connected to a story.
I wish you a healthy and happy New Year, Gerry.
PS. And don´t ever hesitate to tell about another household- machine-break down. (not that I wish it to come!)
Gerry
January 1, 2010
Happy New Year, Birgitte! I promise to tell you all about the next mechanical breakdown at the Writing Studio and Bait Shop. By the sound of things, I suspect it might be the refrigerator.
centria
January 1, 2010
Sorry…probably shouldn’t be giggling about this post! I do know the horrors of weeks and months spent languashing in airports, but not with straight pins. As for dishwashers…sigh…we haven’t moved that far up in the world yet. But I congratulate you. What a 2010 you will have with your dishwasher!! Happy New Year, GErry!!
Gerry
January 1, 2010
Thank you, Kathy! It was my absolute intention that you should find the post amusing. Happy New Year to you and the estimable Barry.
I, um, love my dishwasher, but I might trade it for a nice electric woodsplitter with a safety thingamajig to prevent me taking off a digit or two. Between us, we have achieved nirvana.
john r. sanderson
April 14, 2011
HELLO,
Would someone give my old friend from Williams Lake,CORA STOPPERT my e-mail.
THANKs
Gerry
April 14, 2011
Yes.