Hello. My name is Sammy.

Until recently, I was the beloved pet of a very nice human named Ann.  We had an excellent arrangement.  She provided food, a soft warm bed, and lots of petting.  I purred becomingly, and talked with her about the issues of the day.  She spoke very good Siamese, for a human.  She’s gone now, and I miss her terribly.  I am also out of a job.  I’d like to find another, suited to my qualifications.  My resume is attached.

Name:  Sammy

Address: Eastport, Michigan

Gender: Female.  (I know you’re not allowed to ask this legally, but cats don’t really give a rodent’s rear about the law, and besides, I have been surgically altered to, let us say, prevent unwanted additions to the household.)

Age: 6.  OK, maybe 7 but who’s counting.  (You’re not allowed to ask this, either, you know.)

Shots:  Of course.

Claws:  Of course.  A lady can never be too careful around canines.

Experience: 

Longtime First Cat and Primary Purring Provider, Ann Bretz Household. 

• Sleek, soft, and obviously very attractive. 
• Received numerous commendations and was promoted regularly, moving from First Kitten to First Cat in the remarkable span of only six years.  OK, seven.
• Excellent mouser.  (I don’t actually catch and eat them – are you kidding? Eeuw! – I simply persuade them that it is in their best interest to find other accommodations.)
• Devoted to the Torch Lake Township Community.

References available upon request.

Please contact the applicant in care of Torch Lake Views via comment or the Contact Us email up in the right hand corner of the blog.  I would be delighted to discuss my qualifications further with you in purrrrson.

Thank you for your consideration,

Sammy