Torch Lake vs Petoskey

Posted on June 12, 2008

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My blogging software says someone found Torch Lake Views by searching “torch lake vs petoskey” on Google. I got to thinking about it – what, exactly, did the searcher have in mind??? So I decided to explain the differences here, just in case anyone else is unclear on these matters.

  • Petoskey: a town in northern Michigan with a big empty hole in the ground at its center.
    Torch Lake: a township in northern Michigan with a big hole in the ground filled with clean, turquoise water and lots of fish – no muskies though.
  • Petoskey: a fossil found only in northern Michigan, the excuse for a party at Barnes Park every year.
    Torch Lake: a lake name found in many places in the north country, including three times in Michigan that I know about (twice in Antrim County and once in Houghton). I know, you thought we were the only one. Uh-uh.
  • Petoskey: the county seat of Emmet County, infested with practicing lawyers
    Torch Lake: the township where all the lawyers are retired or just visiting
  • Petoskey: a town where you can buy beautifully designed resort wear, handcrafted sweaters, custom made boats and exclusive lines of cottage furniture – plus whatever it is they sell at big box shopping malls
    Torch Lake: a township where you can buy local fruit and vegetables and honey and maple syrup, the Camp board game, and waterfront real estate
  • Petoskey: home to the hospital that was the site of the longest running nurses’ strike in Michigan history
    Torch Lake: home to nurse Char Lundy, who helped start a volunteer ambulance service thirty years ago and is still on the job keeping us healthy, checking our blood pressure, binding up wounds of body and spirit
  • Petoskey: home of the Petoskey News Review
    Torch Lake: home of Torch Lake Views


You pays your taxes and you takes your choice.