All Hail the Mighty Trout

Good morning!  It’s trout season opener. 

• The National Trout Festival is in full swing over in Kalkaska.  (Please note: Jack’s Adult Trout Fishing Contest is not nearly as racy as it sounds.) 
• We sold this spring’s first container of bait worms over at the IGA yesterday – rang ’em up as “Grocery/ Taxable” too, reasoning that they were not food.  Not for people anyway. 
• My deck is covered with the bodies of fishflies who celebrated too heartily around my lights last night.  At least I hope they’re fishflies.  You should’ve seen ’em spinning around like fireworks against the dark sky, their trails illuminated in the glow of the porch lamp.  I would have taken a picture, but I was too busy watching.  Gotta go – have other fish to fry this morning, not to mention a deck to sweep.